"Trigger Shot" Should Be the Name of a Cocktail

First of all, Harry and I rarely refer to it as a trigger shot. We much prefer calling it "the kick" after Inception or even "the bounce." When I think of the words "trigger shot," this is what I picture:

(Duck hunt, anyone?)

In reality, this is what's about to happen:

Either way, I'm triggering ovulation tonight. Looks like the count is holding steady around 22 follicles, of which a handful are likely too small to be viable, but there's no sense in worrying about that now. I did remember to ask this morning about my most recent E2 number and it was 2319, which brought me much joy because of its association with Monsters, Inc., but I'm going to try to take my RE at his word that everything looks good and not focus on the details too closely. Retrieval will take place on Wednesday morning at 8:15 AM under a haze of Ativan, Fentanyl, and Versed. A heavy, heavy haze. A haze so thick I won't be able to see through it or feel anything or remember anything. Right? Right.